GoT Finale: “The Iron Throne” Review/Rant

Look, it wasn’t perfect. The finale was flat at times but it had its moments. Hell, it gave us a Robyn Arryn glow-up that rivaled the likes of Gendry’s, Podrick’s and just about everyone in this photo: Like the majority of the past two seasons, it was a rushed, yet gorgeous, affair. Let’s pick it … Continue reading GoT Finale: “The Iron Throne” Review/Rant →

GoT “The Bells” Review: What in Seven Hells Just Happened (to my favorite show)?

Yiiiiiikes. Dany, what have you done? What are parents who named their kids Khaleesi and Daenerys supposed to say when their kids grow up to realize they’ve been named after a ruthless, innocent-slaughtering tyrant? Better think of a decent nickname for your kids ASAP. So Game of Thrones is almost over, but we can’t just … Continue reading GoT “The Bells” Review: What in Seven Hells Just Happened (to my favorite show)? →

GoT: “The Last of the Starks” review – I hated it.

Upon my first viewing of this episode, I felt it was “pretty darn good,” or at least that’s how I described it to my girlfriend as the credits rolled. Then I rewatched it and realized how fucking DUMB it was and how much the writers (David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, who I will refer to … Continue reading GoT: “The Last of the Starks” review – I hated it. →

GoT “The Long Night” Review/Ep. 4 Preview

For me, Game of Thrones has always been a bit of an exchange, a trade, really. Like many of my other interests, I give it my time through not only watching the GoT television show and reading the ASOIAF books, but also through research and gradually obsessing over it with the help of YouTube, Reddit … Continue reading GoT “The Long Night” Review/Ep. 4 Preview →

GoT Ep. 2 Mini Review/Ep. 3 Preview

Alright, it’s been almost a week and I must admit that I’ve put Thrones on the back-burner in favor of being Marvel-focused, but I’m back like Beric with a dwarf-sized review of episode 2 and a preview of the carnage to come in episode 3. In my review this week, rather than breaking down every … Continue reading GoT Ep. 2 Mini Review/Ep. 3 Preview →

Game of Thrones Season 8 Premiere Review & Summary: A Soapy Set Up

Winter is mf’ing here, people! We waited two years for it, and yes, it was a little slow to start, but there was some good, some bad and a whole lot of reunions in the Game of Thrones’ Season 8 premiere, “Winterfell.” Let’s dive right into it. The Good The Reunions Oh baby, there were … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 8 Premiere Review & Summary: A Soapy Set Up →

Should We Just Bury ‘The Dirt’?

Netflix’s first biopic will make you want to Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout at the algorithm.

The End of Crashing

TJ Miller once said on a podcast that Pete Holmes could become the voice of his generation. Pete had just finished writing for the timeless and unforgettable short lived NBC sitcom Outsorced and it was clear that his talent was being misused. Pete Holmes has always had a knack for a positive perspective while opening … Continue reading The End of Crashing →

The Top 5 Worst Superbowl Halftime Shows since 2000

Matt's scathing piece about Maroon 5's halftime performance inspired me. There is much to be said about Super Bowl halftime shows, especially about the worst five performances to take place during the biggest one-day sporting event in the world. So let's get started: 5. 2001 - Aerosmith, NSYNC, Britney Spears, Mary J. Blige, Nelly The Super … Continue reading The Top 5 Worst Superbowl Halftime Shows since 2000 →

Netflix and Hulu Play With Fyre

From wealthy millennials crying in the Bahamas to intense corruption and scamming, 2017's Fyre Festival was a hot mess. So of course, Netflix and Hulu released documentaries about it. But, just like the festival itself, both movies came with some controversy.